Merry Christmas!

Time now: 2:49 AM.

Number of Speedlets sleeping: 2.

Number of Speedlets awake: 1.

Likelihood of other two children waking up in the next hour despite multiple warnings to STAY IN BED UNTIL AT LEAST SIX O’CLOCK: 87%.

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  1. scotch meg says

    Merry Christmas!

    I had to laugh … the weight is so far in the other direction in our house that my youngest was nearly reduced to tears by four older siblings agreeing that Christmas presents should be opened at noon. He was MOSTLY sure they were teasing, given that three of them were planning to attend 8 AM Mass, including an altar server and an organist. But still, what if they weren’t? What if they meant it? What if he had to wait until… noon?